Trolls are benighted?

Question

They are persona non grata to our wonderful little corner of the web. They're jeremiads lead tendentious succubi to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom as second class citizens.

Ok, your turn to bash trolls with big words, trust me, they have no idea what you're saying. ;)

Answer 1

You shouldn't hate people just because they are different than you. How would you like it if people treated you differently just because you were different? Would you like it?

Answer 2

In the words of the Immortal Bard, William S. - "'Tis too starved a subject for my sword !" :)



Yea, though I walk in the valley of the Yahoo Message Boards I will fear no trolls, for I carry in my pulchritudinous bosom ('ahem'blush'') the soul of a lion, the inured sensibilities of an abject Jerry Springer connoisseur, and the shiny, tempting, candylike report button lest their obstreperous inanities take the form of blatant pornography and barbarous physical threats.



But I still revel in my unabashed delight of the vapid yet strangely alluring posts from "The What Do I Do?guy" - - "Mommie Dearest" "The Hussein Brothers" and other relatively harmless wandering souls. Amen.



May the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with His Blessed Noodly Appendage. All hail the Sacred Beer Volcano !

Answer 3

Ich esse Trolls für Frühstück!



Ha, I doubt they'll get that. =]



>>@Legs: Ich esse meine Trolle mit Kaffee, meinen Lieblingsdrink. Es ist sehr gut. Was meinst du? =]



(I cannot believe I just responded to what I like to drink with my Troll breakfast).

Answer 4

p. graph,

Welcher Saft paßt gut zu den trolls? Oder Kaffee? Ich hole es.

Answer 5

Words you can look up a metaphor you can't:



Every night my cats come to me because I feed them. They need me to give them the necessary things to survive.

Answer 6

You're damn right! The return on investment of time is nec plus ultra. They wouldn't know how to unlock the conversion potential anyhow.

Answer 7

I refuse to stoop to the level they are attempting to claw their way up to.



Those words in itself are "big" to the ignorant

Answer 8

hey this ain't fair! what about someone who ain't a troll but is dumber than a box of hammers?(like me)

Answer 9

yes they have no clue what we say cuz rednecks aren't that smart =]

doing Ur own sister is not the brightest thing

Answer 10

the points off em came in handy tho

Answer 11

Trolls est tres bette! Merde sur vous tetes!

Answer 12

trolls are stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid



do you think they understood that one?