What is difference between men and women? Are you agree with following observation?

Question

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

Answer 1

Who originally wrote that crap?

Answer 2

I'm a psychology major, and I've discovered that men and women are not that different. Our bell curves are almost always identical in every study. These "Battle of the Sexes" jokes, like the one you pasted into your question, are very lame and always use old tired cliches about the genders to make some mindless statement about superiority. Women like to shop and wear make-up! Men are always horny, except when football is on! Yuck yuck!



Yawn...

Answer 3

You Discovered Women

And Women Discovered your Disgusting

Answer 4

Ten? Why do folks constantly misquote the Holy Word? Keep reading, here's a short list of the other 22-- 11--shall not covet your neighbor's anything. (this is actually #11 by my count) 12--shall not set your desire on your neighbor's house or land, his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor. 13--shall not suffer a witch to live (Ex 22:18) 14--Ex 22:28 Thou shalt not revile the gods 15--22:29 Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me. 16 (23:1) shall not raise a false report 17 (23:2) shall not follow a multitude to do evil 18 do not countenance a poor man in his cause. 19 return thy enemies' ox or *** 20 help thy enemies' *** with his burden 21 shall not wrest the judgement of the poor 22 keep away from false matters, and slay not the innocent 23 take no gift 24 do not oppress a stranger 25 six years sow, leave the land fallow one year 26 six days work, the seventh rest. 27 23:13, do not mention the names of the other gods 28 23:14...keep a feast, 3 times a year to me: the feast of the unleavened bread, the feast of the harvest, and the feast of the ingathering. 29 offer your first fruits 30 Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. 31thou shalt not bow to their gods, but shall destroy them 32 make no covenent with them or their gods. Btw, I find it interesting that God Almighty makes three separate and clear references to 'the other gods' in the oft-ignored second 2/3's of the list of naughty no-no's.

Answer 5

Don't worry kid. Someday a girl will love you. Once you have a lot of money, that is. You know, for shopping.

Answer 6

men invented marriage

Answer 7

As written by a lonely single male

Answer 8

Congratulations, you successfully made me nauseous. Do you actually for a second believe any of that crap?

Answer 9

Yes well. Good luck with that.