What's your favourite 'gay' quote

Question

I heard this one recently and it made me smile - 'The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.'

Answer 1

"Not just hip-hop, but America just discriminates. And I wanna just, to come on TV and just tell my rappers, just tell my friends, `Yo, stop it.'"

Hip Hop Artist Kanye West (during an MTV special)



"I think everybody in their career needs to play a lesbian once- even if you're a man!"

Kristin Chenoweth (in an OUT Magazine interview)



"Is a gay play a play that has sex with other plays?"

Harvey Fierstein



"Anytime I can support the gay community in whichever way I can, I want to really show up big."

Alanis Morissette (explaining why she changed the lyrics of "Ironic" to be more gay inclusive)



"There is a tendency in the gay community to become worse than straight people ever could be!"

Michael Lucas

Answer 2

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.

~Francis Maude



Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

~Ernest Gaines



No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

~Rita Mae Brown



Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.

~Martina Navratilova



The most important political step that any gay man or lesbian can take is to come out of the closet. It's been proven that it is easier to hate us and to fear us if you can't see us.

~ Amanda Bearse



What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.

~Tennessee Williams



I believe all Americans who believe in freedom, tolerance and human rights have a responsibility to oppose bigotry and prejudice based on sexual orientation.

~Coretta Scott King

Answer 3

"If the love I feel is so wrong in the eyes of the Church and the Law and God Almighty, then the Church and the Law and God Almighty can go dig a whole and fall into it."

From Noel Coward's story "Me and the Girls". I'm not sure if I got the quote word-for-word, but you can get the message anyways.

Also, I once heard "A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they're interested in fashion."

Answer 4

"New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the Equal Protection Clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex."

- Bill Maher

Answer 5

Ahh, what a quote!



Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.

-Sam Austin



I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that ***** about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?

-Rob Nash



If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

-Johann von Goethe



My favorite:



If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."

-Robin Tyler

Answer 6

Mine has to be from Will and Grace, when Karen was telling Jack how gay he was:



"Honey, when you were born, you were born in a gay tree. And then you fell out and hit every gay branch on the way down. And then you fell on top of a gay guy. And then you did him."

Answer 7

You're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!



Think I heard Brian say this to Stewie on Family Guy?

Answer 8

Boy George when asked about bi-sexuality.

His reply;we all buy sex don't we.



A mate's potential boyfriend asked him out and offered him a job. His reply If I had wanted a job I would have gone to the job centre.

Answer 9

Me Dear gay dear?

Noooo Dear



Catherine Tate

Answer 10

My mother and her friend were walking through a tube station in the mid 1960's when a man came up and asked her friend if he was gay.

After a pause the friend said "Well yer, I am happy. Are you?"

Answer 11

Favorite gay quote:



"Lookin' for some hot stuff baby this evening."



~Donna Summer, 1979

Answer 12

I Am So Like, Totally, Like Not Gay, I Mean How Could You Like Umm, Say THAT ?

Answer 13

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John

Answer 14

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his handbag



Camper than a row of tents



haha :P

Answer 15

lol funny



idk if this is a gay quote persay..btu its form brokeback mountian and i just love it



"you know it could be like this, just like this always'



*sad puppy face* awwww

Answer 16

Stephen Fry on being gay: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"

Answer 17

if being in love is so wrong, then idont want to be right.

Answer 18

lol thats funny i dont know if this counts but it always makes me laugh



i call your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Answer 19

lol as of right now the one you just posted...lmao.good one.



edit: i just remembered it lol. "its straight like spaghetti until you heat it up." hehe

Answer 20

If homosexuality is a disease then i had better call in sick to work today :D



gemma, xx

Answer 21

“When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.”

Answer 22

You can't be First, but you can be next....

Answer 23

I thought he was straight... until he opened his mouth and a purse fell out.



I thought she was straight... until she opened her mouth and a powerdrill fell out.

Answer 24

"I dont think he's breathing"



Micheal Barrymore

Answer 25

"You're so far back in the closet you're in f***king Narnia"

Answer 26

Don't be grim, show us your quim

Answer 27

OMG!!!!!!

Answer 28

'i know your not gay, but your boyfriend is.'